Short Back And Sides

Short Back and Sides

May 13, 2012

Short Back and Sides has been voted the best loo book and the best book to buy to read on a plane. The stories are short, sometimes three to a page so you can pick it up and put it down at any stage and then pick it up again and begin reading. Perfect. Its also a great idea for a Fathers day gift.
Voted by customers in the barbershop

Posted by Peter Quinn.

More Extracts from "Short Back and Sides" Tales from an Irish Barbershop.

October 12, 2011

Customer: “Soccer will never take off in America; it’s just not going to happen!”
Barber: “I heard a quote in a movie “Americans will never embrace soccer!”"
Customer: “Who said that?”
Barber: “Homer Simpson in the Simpsons Movie!”

Female Barber: (approaching a customer in the waiting area) “you know the way you always give me a fiver tip?”
Customer: (A little surprised) “Yea?”
Female Barber: “Well would there be any chance I could get an advance, it’s just one of ...

Posted by Peter Quinn.

Extracts from Short Back and Sides

September 4, 2011

Jaws- 23 May 2009

I was talking to a pensioner one day about films. We discussed James Bond for a while, and he mentioned all his favourites.

Customer: Sean Connery was the man—a real ladies’ man. There was a big lad in some of the films—he had metal teeth, and he was much taller than Bond. He’d

have been in the Roger Moore films. What was his name? I can’t remember . . .

I could see him trying hard to recall the name, and I knew who he was talking about, so I told him.

Barb...

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